I Feel Bad About My Neck

Academy Award-winning screenwriter and director Nora Ephron ("When Harry Met Sally", "Heartburn", "Sleepless in Seattle", "You've Got Mail") turns her sharp wit on to her own life.  

Never marry a man you wouldn't want to be divorced from.

If the shoe doesn't fit in the shoe store, it's never going to fit.

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

If only one third of your clothes are mistakes, you're ahead of the game.

Anything you think is wrong with your body at the age of thirty-five you will be nostalgic for by the age of forty-five.